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Temasek Polytechnic,
Food Science & Nutrition
♥SALVO DRUMS
visitors, as of 7March2009
haiz common test 's starting tmr .and tmr 's Chinese n SS . and i hvnt really started studying yet , cos im not surewad chapters to study for SS .SOBS . :'(this week was quite boring luhhs , and during SS/Hist lessons i wasn't really listening to wad e teacher was saying cos her lessons is sooooo $%^&* boring .(and my chairperson wanted to screw her . lols )after e common test wk will b fun lers . valentine 's day , CNY celebration ,lunchtime concert ( chloe n fu kwan singing "wuding" ) , total defence day . wahahahahas xD . so many programmes going on .oh btw i just realised dat i hvnt post a joke since 123456789 years .so for the benefit of those ppl who likes jokes , im posting 2 today . u've earned it . xDjoke-of-the-dayTight Skirt, Bus Stop
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends." Having to Take a Whisper
Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''
The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''
The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''BYEBYE !
♥ 2:49:00 PM
