Temasek Polytechnic,
Food Science & Nutrition
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visitors, as of 7March2009
hellos . i shall start from ytd night .after i watched the chnl 8 's late night movie , den i went to slp . the phone in my room rang , den i go answer .den suddenly my bro came in my room . No sound of his footsteps ;NOTHING . suddenly my bro say , " I answer . "den scare me until i jumped so high .. OMG . somemore he still wear a WHITE shirt . there 's all the colours in the world to choose from , why WHITE ?! LOLS .it was enough to scare me to death lo . whew . and i went to sleep ..at 2am . today morningWoke up at 8am , den went amk Macs find my church ppl . it was a EOY gathering . i was sososo tired . manzxzxzx . ZzZzZ ...den talk until halfway den keep wanting to sleep . haiz last few days of hols le , must treasure . so , im gonna go out tmr n e day after tmr to walk walk . ahahahahahas . oh , and one more thing .i cut off my dyed hair . did it cos i didn 't wan2 go to sch everyday fearing DM or teachers catching my hair .Later worry abt this too much , den gt stress ,den later breakdown den go Hougang Medical Park . haas . xDbut nt all was cut off . still gt left abit . hhas . can keep as momento . ((:rawr im so hungry . shall go eat now . byes . joke-of-the-dayThe Hit and Run Case
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?!" BYEBYE !
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